Beyond Black and White
Over visiting a neighbor the other day
“Would you like a cup of coffee?” he asks. “I just roasted the latest batch.”
“Yes. Coffee sounds great.”
“How do you take it?” he asks as he grinds the beans.
“Black; no sugar, no milk.”
“Well, we have no milk anyway, only cream.”
“In that case, I’ll have it with no cream.”
“We could water the cream down to make milk, I suppose, if you’d prefer.”
“That’s ok,” I say, “No cream is better than no milk anyway.”
“Well, actually, I prefer cream also,” he says, “but like you, I don’t put it in my coffee.”
“What about milk?” I ask.
“Never.”
“Unless it’s a caf
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